April 2024

I was warned last month that I would have to smarten up my overall approach to personal hygiene and grooming if I was going to be allowed to travel in my newest mode of transport.  One in which there is no dividing walls between me and the drivers, ie: the Boss and the Mrs.  The Mrs especially is keen for my perfume to change and today I was given a very different and special “treat” which the Mrs told me that I would love and that it might become a regular thing in the future. . . . . Yes I have been “Spa’ed”.  No I have not spelt that wrongly, I am still completely whole, in case you were wondering…..

In total ignorance of what was afoot I was quite excited when she suggested I get into the back of her vehicle, something which I am seldom allowed to do, and off we went towards the big green expanse with holes, bunkers and flags where I know the Boss plays with small white balls but which I am not allowed to experience, despite my two favourite things being participated in – walking and retrieving balls.  However we stopped short of anticipated recreation and I was delivered into the hands of a delightful young lady who seemed very pleased to see me while the Mrs left me there and dissappeared with a look of relief.

Well, what can I tell you!  By the time the Mrs returned an hour later with a slightly worried but expectant look on her face I had been shampooed, combed, trimmed, pedicured, cleaned, blown dry and totally groomed to within an inch of my life.  Despite losing a significant amount of my fur coat and having a completely new perfume around my person I am strangely quite pleased with my new look. I feel very precious now as you can see from the photo where I am showing off my newly trimmed nails.  I point blank refused to have them painted………

Perfect Pooch Grooming, SSJ